Picspam: Oli Sykes, we don’t just wanna piss on ya.
At Shinobi & Shikari HQ Oli Sykes is not at the top of our list for hot alt boys. He seems a bit …. smug and nobody likes a smug bastard.
Also his little lip pout thing really bugs me! MAKE ANOTHER FACE…. and not one that looks like your trying to eat a girl out.
HOWEVER we are willing to give him a chance, so this spam is all the pics of Oli where we most deff WOULD fuck the shit outta him.
Yea blood always helps the hotness thing.
Graves are always sexy, like dead kinky sexy.
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER!
That is how you sex up Oli! GOD DAMN IT!
And this would be twinky Oli before BMTH and the god awful neck tat thing.
Ttly fuckable jailbait
So god damn pretty.
He gets points for the geek glasses thats for sure…. the pout however gets a thumbs down.
Oh god, can i have?!?!?!?!!!?
I… NEED….. NOW
i just put this in for the pure shits & giggles it brings 😀
This kid was stunning *sigh*
COWBOYS FTW!
*ahem* It was not me officer, i did not roofie his drink.
I think i’m in love ❤
I want him to do my make up…naked!
holy fuck.
BEST PICTURE.
Ahem Oli when we joke about pissing on you we didn’t really mean it…. but now your down there *unzips jeans*
BONUS PUPPY
IN CONCLUSION:
There’s a time frame in which we would have fucked the shit out of Oli Sykes and that was from about 2001 – 2005 aka the myspace whore years.
Unless he covers himself in blood and stops pouting of course.
Disclaimer: We do not claim ownership of any picture featured. All pictures found at fuck yea Oli Sykes & Sykes fan.org